Smell my feet…

So I’ve been chomping at the bit for the eventual Halloween explosion in stores around here. I’m a pretty big fan as it is, but this year I just can’t seem to wait and I keep getting these urges to run out to various mega-marts looking for little bits of cheap plastic...

Crestwood Monster Series

So lately I’ve been wondering about how my love for all things monsters and horror began. I know there were a lot of contributing factors such as Garbage Pail Kids stickers, which featured some disturbing and gross horror related artwork, and Halloween in...

Jingle Bells, his tummy swells…

Like I said, tons of Christmas photos. The two things I love about this picture are my kick ass Knightrider pajamas and the red ninja sash that was part of a Halloween costume that year. For a two-year period I was always wearing some part of that ninja...

School Daze…

Can you pick me out of this motley crew? I hated my first grade teacher. She used to confiscate all of my Star Wars figures and she never gave them back. Not even when my mom went down and had a conference with her. I don’t remember much about this class except that I...

Christmas on my new Chopper!

Here’s another fun picture of me, a little racy in my undies and junk, but oh well. This is Christmas morning 1981 I believe, with my brand new Roaring Hot Cycle Big Wheel and a great shot of my parent’s 8-Track player in the background. Once again, I’m wearing my...